New “Woke” Monopoly Game Pays Women More Than Men

The latest edition of Monopoly will pay women more than men, because the Left wouldn’t understand what actual equality meant if you shoved it up their ass…which they’d probably like anyway.

Featuring an ethnically ambiguous female, complete with power suit and soccer mom haircut this latest version includes such woke ideas as only investing in women entrepreneurs.

I can’t roll my eyes enough at this insufferable shit. Equality means equal, not preferential treatment. If women want to make the same on paper as men, then they are free to become oil rig operators and deep sea crab fisherman instead of an elementary school teacher. (My mom was one, so don’t go there. We made a living because my dad worked his ass off as a forklifter at a factory from the day I was born till he died.)

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