Liberals, Consider This Your “Trigger” Warning

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Please enjoy the equivalent of more than 16,000 words.

#1 Rules. We have them for a reason, people.

#2 Chicago. Because an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

#3 With this much ammo, you get to pick your pronouns.

#4 Not today, Decepticons. Not today.

#5 This one goes to 10. If you want to go to 11, you need a 20 mm.

#6 Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

#7 See? We care! Stop the plant hate! 

#8 Don’t present it as a rhetorical question, make them answer it.

#9 Our national bird is the bald eagle, not the chicken, not the ostrich. 

#10 Diversity and tolerance. Practice what you preach. I’m looking at you, California.

#11 Nothing equalizes a person as well as a loaded firearm.

#12 Democrats, it’s a Constitutional right why isn’t it covered by medical insurance?

#13 Guess which one the Democrats want to ban. 

#14 We literally fought two wars to avoid doing things England’s way. Deal with it.

#15 Rights do not require proof of need.

#16 If you offer them with pumpkin-spice-scented magazines in the fall… white girls will buy them like crazy! You’re welcome, FN Herstal, just send the consultation check to Mindy. For the more budget-conscious conservative, ISSC Austria makes the MK22 chambered in .22 Long Rifle for much less (you’re welcome, ISSC Austria, you know what to do).

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What do I know? I’m Justa Gaibroh.