Let’s Play a Game: Actual Leftists or Fictional Villains? You Decide!

Who wanna play a game? Guess who the real villains are from the actual leftists that exist in real life. It’s fun, just try…

Consider these excerpts from ‘Captain America’ where Johann Schmidt (aka the Red Skull) reveals his ambitions to three German officers.

Schmidt: HYDRA is assembling an arsenal to destroy my enemies in one stroke, wherever they are, regardless of how many forces they possess, all in a matter of hours.

SS Officer 2: Your enemies?

Schmidt: My weapons contain enough destructive power to decimate every hostile capital on Earth. Quite simply, gentlemen, I have harnessed the power of the gods.

SS Officer 3: [studies a map of all European capitals to be targeted, and sees one particular place] Berlin is on this map!

Schmidt: So it is.

French President Macron’s own Red Skull is showing beneath his mask, “We should protect ourselves when it comes to China, Russia and even the United States.”


Chancellor Palpatine: It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy… I love the Republic. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated. And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a Grand Army of the Republic to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is making noises that resemble another Chancellor, Chancellor Palpatine (aka the Emperor, aka Darth Sidious) from Star Wars. Merkel has called for a grand Army of the Republic… I mean a real, true European Army. Don’t worry. I’m sure it won’t be used to crush any separatists. I’m sure there’s no chance some EU bureaucrat will echo Governor Tarkin.

Governor Tarkin: The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.


Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for closing down all U.S. military bases in France and Germany. Bring the troops back to the U.S. and house them in military bases here; our communities could use the money. This would also be a win for France and Germany; they don’t like us, so let’s not stay there. They can pay for their own defense.

Imagine if Trump immediately pulled all U.S. military personnel and resources out of France and Germany and every other foreign country. Boom. Imagine Trump making an international announcement:

“To all of our allies and friends across the world, it has come to the attention of the American people that our military presence abroad is not welcome. Today the people of the United States of America will honor our relationships by withdrawing our troops and weapons from your borders. We look forward to seeing you meet your individual destinies!”

Everyone that has benefited from our protection would find themselves in a position where they must make a choice.

Option 1: Watch their second-rate nations get gobbled up by the real villains in the world.

Option 2: Pony up for their own defense. “We would be happy to sell you weapons. What’s your budget?”

Option 3: Come crawling to the U.S., begging for help… which must be a deal negotiated to our advantage.

What do I know? I’m Justa Gaibroh.

P.S. “Real Sith totalitarianism has never been tried!”

Sidious: After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple, go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy! And…we shall have…peace.

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