FOX Reports On Florida’s Latest Threat: Meth Gators

No, this is not the plot to my next low budget horror movie…this is an actual article from FOX (don’t say I never call out my own) about Florida authorities warning people NOT to flush their meth down the toilet.

I shit you not….

Oh Florida.

No one reasonable is flushing meth down the drain, so who exactly is this message for? Addicts are gonna addict.

So if we throw weed down the drain, will it chill them out? Asking for a friend.

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